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]> Penguin Pad - Humor http://www.penguinpad.com/taxonomy/term/16/0 en Amazon.com: Tacky in Trouble: Books: Helen Lester,Lynn M. Munsinger http://www.penguinpad.com/node/158 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0395861136%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0395861136%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0395861136.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="140" width="126" alt="cover of Tacky in Trouble" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $16.00 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $10.88 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0395861136%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0395861136%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Hardcover <br /><p>Kindergarten-Grade 2ATacky the Penguin (Houghton, 1988) stars in another adventure. While he is surfing, Tacky's brightly flowered shirt catches a gust of wind, and, after many days, he finds himself on a tropical island. There, he encounters a large gray rock that turns out to be an elephant. The elephant mistakes Tacky for a bouquet of blossoms just right for his table. To escape, Tacky must prove that he really is a bird by doing "something penguinish." He marches, dives, slides, and hops across the food-filled table with a bit too much vigor and ruins the elephant's tablecloth. The penguin's luck holds, however, and the elephant loves his colorful new tablecloth. With snacks and three kisses, Tacky returns home where he is welcomed as "an odd bird, a nice bird to have around." The story will appeal to children who know that making a mess can cause trouble. The soft, watercolor illustrations and simple story line make this a good choice for reading aloud.AMarty Abbott Goodman, L.J. Bell Elementary School, Rockingham, NC<br /> Copyright 1998 Reed Business Information, Inc.</p> Action & Adventure Ages 4-8 Books Fiction Humor Products Mon, 27 Feb 2006 22:39:50 -0500 A Wish for Wings That Work : An Opus Christmas Story http://www.penguinpad.com/node/144 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0316106917%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0316106917%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0316106917.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="147" width="160" alt="cover of A Wish for Wings That Work: An Opus Christmas Story" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $7.99 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $7.99 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0316106917%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0316106917%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Paperback <br /><p>The creator of the popular Bloom County comic strip takes up the well-worn theme of an animal who helps Santa.</p> Ages 4-8 Books Daily Fun Humor Products Fri, 17 Feb 2006 18:40:35 -0500 Antarctic Antics: A Book of Penguin Poems http://www.penguinpad.com/node/141 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0152010068%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0152010068%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0152010068.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="140" width="186" alt="cover of Antarctic Antics: A Book of Penguin Poems" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $17.00 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $11.90 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0152010068%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0152010068%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Hardcover <br /><p>Judy Sierra, author of the well-loved picture books Counting Crocodiles and The House That Drac Built, delights young readers again, this time paying poetic tribute to the distinguished-yet-waddling emperor penguin of icy Antarctica.</p> Ages 4-8 Books Daily Fun Fiction Humor Poems Products Fri, 17 Feb 2006 15:19:13 -0500 Antarctic Antics: A Book of Penguin Poems http://www.penguinpad.com/node/59 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0152010068%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0152010068%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/0152010068.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="140" width="186" alt="cover of Antarctic Antics: A Book of Penguin Poems" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $17.00 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $11.90 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0152010068%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0152010068%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Hardcover <br /><p>Amazon.com<br /> Judy Sierra, author of the well-loved picture books Counting Crocodiles and The House That Drac Built, delights young readers again, this time paying poetic tribute to the distinguished-yet-waddling emperor penguin of icy Antarctica. Comical, cartoonish paintings by accomplished illustrators (and penguin lovers) Jose Aruego and Ariane Dewey combined with Sierra's lively poems will have your favorite kids giggling and, perhaps, wanting a pet baby penguin of their own!</p> <p>Youngsters will dive, swim, and glide through playful poems such as "My Father's Feet," which begins: "To keep myself up on the ice,/I find my father's feet are nice./I snuggle in his belly fluff,/And that's how I stay warm enough." "Penguin's Swim" starts, "Ten little penguins all in a line--/One jumps in and now there are nine./Nine little penguins, how they hesitate--/One tumbles in and now there are eight." Sierra's poems are based on the lives and habits of emperor penguins, so your kids will learn about life in the Antarctic from a penguin's perspective.</p> Ages 4-8 Books Fiction Humor Poems Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:20:53 -0500 Three Cheers for Tacky http://www.penguinpad.com/node/49 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=039582740X%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/039582740X%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/039582740X.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="140" width="126" alt="cover of Three Cheers for Tacky" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $5.95 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $5.95 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=039582740X%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/039582740X%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Paperback <br /><p>Tacky the Penguin is back, this time trying to compete with Goodly, Lovely, Angel, Neatly, and Perfect in the iceberg-wide Penguin Cheering Contest. But will Tacky ever be able to learn the synchronized moves and win the contest?</p> Books Fiction Humor Individuality Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:14:07 -0500 Tackylocks and the Three Bears http://www.penguinpad.com/node/46 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0618439536%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0618439536%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0618439536.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="140" width="123" alt="cover of Tackylocks and the Three Bears" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $5.95 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $5.95 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0618439536%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0618439536%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Paperback <br /><p>Tacky steals the show but not in the way he had hoped in Tackylocks and the Three Bears, the fifth title in the Tacky series by Helen Lester, illus. by Lynn Munsinger. This time around he joins up with penguin pals Goodly, Lovely, Angel, Neatly and Perfect to put on a play for Miss Beakly's class.<br /> Copyright 2002 Reed Business Information, Inc.</p> Ages 4-8 Books Children's plays Fiction Humor Tue, 31 Jan 2006 09:08:53 -0500 Tacky the Penguin (Sandpiper Books) http://www.penguinpad.com/node/33 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0395562333%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0395562333%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0395562333.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="160" width="140" alt="cover of Tacky the Penguin (Sandpiper Books)" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $5.95 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $5.95 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0395562333%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0395562333%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Paperback <br /><p>None of the penguins can tolerate Tacky's loud habits--until they scare off a pack of hunters. PW declared that "this book is must reading for any kid--or grown-up--who refuses to follow the pack." Ages 4-8.<br /> Copyright 1990 Reed Business Information, Inc.</p> Ages 4-8 Books Fiction Humor Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:57:45 -0500 Mr. Popper's Penguins http://www.penguinpad.com/node/32 <table><tr><td><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0316058432%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0316058432%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank"><img src="http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0316058432.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg" height="160" width="109" alt="cover of Mr. Popper's Penguins" /></a></td><td><div id="amazoncontainer">List Price: $6.99 USD <br /><br />Amazon Price: $6.99 USD<br /><br /><a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?tag=artiwu03%26link_code=xm2%26camp=2025%26creative=165953%26path=http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html%253fASIN=0316058432%2526tag=artiwu03%2526lcode=xm2%2526cID=2025%2526ccmID=165953%2526location=/o/ASIN/0316058432%25253FSubscriptionId=0JEKXTWNECEXBJGY7RR2" target="_blank">Buy it now</a><br clear="all" /></td></div></tr></table>Binding: Paperback <br /><p>Book Description<br /> A complete guide to teaching Mr. Popper's Penguins. Includes an author biography, background information, summaries, thought-provoking discussion questions, as well as creative, cross-curricular activities and reproducibles that motivate students.</p> Ages 9-12 Books Classics Fiction Humor Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:54:48 -0500